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EBBA 37446

British Library - Bagford
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The READING Skirmish;
Or, The Bloody Irish Routed by the Victorious Dutch.
Five hundred Papishes came there,
to make a final end
Of all the Town, in time of Prayer,
but God did them defend.
To the Tune of, Lilli borlero.
Licensed according to Order.

WE came into brave Reading by Night,
five hundred Horse-men proper and tall;
Yet not resolved fairly to Fight,
but for to cut the Throats of them all:
Most of us was Irish Papists,
who vow'd to Kill, then Plunder the Town;
We this never doubted, but soon we were Routed,
by Chreest and St. Patrick, we all go down.

In Reading Town we ne'r went to Bed,
every Soul there mounted his Horse,
Hoping next day to fill them with dread,
yet I Swear by St. Patricks Cross,
We most shamefully was Routed,
Fortune was pleas'd to give us a Frown,
And blasted our Glory, i'le tell you the Story,
by Chreest and St. Patrick, we all go down.

We thought to slay them all in their sleep,
but by my Shoul, were never the near;
The Hereticks their Guard did so keep,
which put us in a trembling fear:

We concluded something further,
to seize the Churches all in the Town,
With killing and slaying, while they were a Praying,
but we were Routed, and soon run down.

Nay, before Noon, we vow'd to dispatch
every Man, nay, Woman and Child;
This in our hearts we freely did hatch,
vowing to make a prey of the Spoil:
But we straightways was prevented,
when we did hope for Fame and Renown,
In less then an hour, we forced to scoure,
by Chreest and St. Patrick, we are run down.

We were resolved Reading to clear,
having in hand the flourishing Sword,
The Bloody Sceen was soon to appear,
for we did then but wait for the Word:
While the Ministers were Preaching,
we were resolved to have at their Gown,
But straight was surrounded, and clearly confounded
by Chreest and St. Patrick, we all go down.

Just as we all were fit to fall on,
in came the Dutch with fury and speed;
And amongst them there was not a Man,
but what was rarely Mounted indeed:
And Rid up as fierce as Tygers,
knitting their Brows, they on us did frown,
Not one of them idle, their Teeth held their Bridle,
by Chreest and St. Patrick, we were run down.

They never stood to use many Words,
but in all haste up to us they flock'd,
In their right hands their flourishing Swords,
and in their left Carbines ready Cock'd:
We were forc'd to flye before them,
thorow the Lanes and Streets of the Town,
While they pursu'd after, and threatn'd a slaughter,
by Chreest and St. Patrick, we were run down.

Thus being fairly put to the Rout,
hunted and drove before 'um like Dogs,
Our Captain bid us then face about,
but we wisht for our Irish Bogs;
Having no great mind for Fighting,
the Dutch did drive us thorow the Town;
Our Foreheads we Crossed, yet still was unhorsed,
by Chreest and St. Patrick, we're all run down.

We threw away our Swords and Carbines,
Pistols and Cloaks lay strow'd on the Lands;
Cutting off Boots, for running, Uds-doyns,
one pair of Heels was worth two pair of Hands:
Then we call'd on sweet St. Coleman,
hoping he might our Victory Crown;
But Dutchmen pursuing, poor Teagues, to our Ruine,
by Chreest and St. Patrick, we're all run down.

Never was Teagues so much in Distress,
as the whole World may well understand;
When we came here we thought to possess
worthy Estates of Houses and Land:
But we find 'tis all a Story,
Fortune is pleased on us to frown;
Instead of our Riches, we stink in our Breeches,
by Chreest and St. Patrick, we're all run down.

They call a thing a Three-legged Mare,
where they will fit each Neck with a Nooze;
Then with our Beads to say our last Prayer,
after all this to Dye in our Shooes:
Thence we pack to Purgatory,
for us let all the Jesuits Pray;
Farewel Father Peters, here's some of your Creatures
would have you to follow the selfsame way.


Printed for J.D. in the Year 1688.

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