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Society of Antiquaries of London - Broadsides
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An answere to maister Smyth
servaunt to the kynges most royall majestye. And clerke of the
Quenes graces counsell / though most unworthy.
Whether ye trolle in or els trolle out
ye trolle untruly / loke better about.

WHereas of late two thinges ye parused
Concerning the treason of Thomas Crumwell
Undoubtedly both your wyt and your syght were confused
Lackyng a medecyne / blyndnesse to expell
Put on your spectacles and marke it well
Than shall you se / and say / maugre your hart
That trolle in / hath played a true subjectes part

For whereas trolle a way (as ye say) tolde trouth
Declaring the offences / wherin Crumwell offended
It was not the thyng / wherwith troll in was wroth
For in that poynt / Troll in / Troll away commended
But this was the mater / wherfore they contended
Trolle away / under pretence of trollyng against treason
Practised proude popery / as appereth by reason.

And ye supporting the same / your pen runneth at large
Boldly as blynde bayerd / ye write in his defence
And in your myschevous maner / ye lay falsly to my charge
Sayeng / who that craftely coloureth any others offence
Of lykelyhode in his owne hert / hath the same pretence
But here ye speke of lykelyhode / and so blyndly go by gesse
your fondnesse is the folyssher / and my faute is the lesse.

An horse beyng nothing galled / of force ye may make to kycke
With spurryng and with prickinge / more than reason wolde requyre
But if the horse were lustye / coragious and also quycke
ye might be the fyrst perchaunce / that might lye in the myre
As wyse as ye / have ben drowned in their owne desyre
Many a man / anothers mischefe / of malyce wyll prepare
And yet him selfe the fyrst / that is caught in the snare.

Bycause of making stryfe (ye say) ye wyll take neither parte
But here ye breke promyse / for agaynst all reason and right
Speking with your mouth / that you thinke not with your harte
Agaynst trolle in / ye take trolle awayes parte / with all your myght
Thus all thinges lyghtly that ye make / amonge themselves do fyght
Wherfore whatsoever ye write or saye / gretly it shall not skyll
For if ye speke anything wysely / I thinke it be agaynst your wyll.

Ve illi per
qem scan-
dalum venit,
Luce, xvii.

But blyndly have ye sclaundred me / good maister Thomas Smyth
Scraping togither scriptures / your madnesse to mayntayne
Truly your rude rowsty reason / being so farre from the pyth
Had nede of suche a cloke / to kepe it from the rayne
For all the worlde may perceyve / how falsly ye forge and fayne
yet styll you affyrme your falshed / as though ye knew thinges presysely
Christes blessyng on your hert / forsoth ye have done full wysely.

ye rumble amonge the scryptures / as one that were halfe mad
Wrestyng and writhyng them / accordyng to your owne purpose
Facyonyng and framyng them / to your sayenges good and bad
Lyke as the holy Papystes / were wont to paynt their popysshe glose
Do ye take the holy scripture to be lyke a shypmans hose:
Nay nay / although a shypmans hose / wyll serve all sortes of legges
yet Christes holy scrypture / wyll serve no rotten dregges.

Counsell with some tayler / whan that ye wryte nexte
Take measure of divinyte / before ye cut the facyon
So shall ye square your scryptures / and the better trym your texte
And than shall men of lernyng / commende your operacyon
But howe shulde he be connyng / that knoweth not his occupacyon
Howe shuld a cobler cut a cote / or a smyth tast good wyne
Or how shulde you scarsely a clerke / be nowe a good devyne?

What lyvyng man (excepte it were you) beynge in his right wyttes
Wolde write as ye have written / and all not worth a myte
I thinke it be some pevysshe pange / that cometh over your hert by fyttes
Under the coloure of charyte / to worke your cruell spyte
If men wolde marke your madnesse / and beholde your develyssh delyte
Shuld se how ye wrest the scriptures to your sayeng / not worth .ii. chippes
And joyne them all togither / as just as Germans lyppes.

Whan ye have spytte your poyson / and sayde even the worst ye can
Than come ye in with charite / wyllyng all stryfe to cease
But surely good maister Smyth / ye speke lyke a mery man
Moche lyke a comen pyke quarell / that stryfe wolde encrease
Continually cryeng in frayes / holde / kepe the kynges pease
But those be prety peace makers / in dede for every daye
That styll bestowe mo strokes / than they that began the fraye.

What wyse man wolde not laugh / for to here you bragge and boste
Of your name / your servyce / of your offyce and all this gere
As though ye were prymrose perelesse / and a ruler of the roste
By the declaryng wherof / ye thinke to put pore men in fere
But your braggyng and your bostyng / shall neyther be here nor there
As longe as I may indifferently / be suffred to use my pen
ye shall never be able to face me out / with a carde of ten.

Qui fe lau-
dat stercore
coronabitur,

A wyse man wolde have praysed god / and than prayed for the kyng
The which of their gret goodnesse / to your offyce dyd you call
And not to have bragged therof / and than put it out in printyng
For ye stande not yet so sure / but it is possyble ye may fall
And though your offyce be great / I trust your power be but small
Or els parchaunce ye wold quickly thurst a poore man among the thornes
But god almyghty provydeth well to sende a shrewde cow short hornes.

Christ preserve the kynges most noble grace / & sende him longe lyfe
Even Henry the eight (next under god) of this church / the hed supreme
Christ preserve & kepe quene Katheryn / his most lawfull wyfe
Christ preserve Prince Edwarde / the very right heyre of this realme
Christ styll ensence their noble counsell / with the influence of heaven
Christ for his tendre mercy / amende all thing that is amys
Christ sende maister Smyth more charite / whan his good pleasure is.

Amen.


By me a poore man whose herte if ye knewe
Wolde be the kynges servaunt as fayne as you.
W.G.
Imprinted at London by me Rychard Bankes / Cum privilegio ad
imprimendum solum. And be to be solde in Pater noster rowe
by Johnn Turke / at the sygne of the Rose.

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