A Pleasant BALLAD of King HENRY the Second, and the Miller of
Mansfield, shewing how he was Entertained and Lodged at the Miller's House, and of the
pleasant Communication. To the Tune of, The French Levalto, etc.
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HEnry our Royal King would ride a hunting,
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to the green forrest so pleasant and fair,
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To have the hart chased, and dainty does tripping,
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unto merry Sherwood his Nobles repair,
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Hawk and hound was unbound, all things prepair'd
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for the same, to the game, with good regard.
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All a long Summer's day, rode the King pleasantly,
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with all his Princes and Nobles each one,
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Chasing the hart and hind, and the buck gallantly,
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till the dark evening forc'd him to turn home:
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Then at last, riding fast, he had lost quite
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All his Lords in the Wood, late in dark night,
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Wandring thus warily, all alone up and down,
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with a rude Miller he met with at last:
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A king the ready way unto fair Nottingham,
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Sir, quoth the Miller, your way you have lost:
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Yes, I think, what I think, truth for to say,
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You do not likely ride out of your way.
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Why, what dost thou think of me? quoth our King merrily,
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passing thy Judgment upon me so brief.
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Good faith, said the Miller, I mean not to flatter thee,
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I guess thee but to be some Gentleman-thief;
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Stand thee back in the dark, light thee not down,
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Lest that I presently crack thy Knave's crown.
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Thou hast abus'd me much, quoth the King, saying thus,
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I am a Gentleman, and lodging I lack.
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Thou hast not, quoth the Miller, one groat in thy purse,
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all thy inheritance hangs at thy back.
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I have gold to discharge all that I call,
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If it be forty pence I will pay all,
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If thou beest a true Man, then quoth the Miller,
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I swear by my tole-dish, i'll lodge thee all night.
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Here's my hand, quoth the King, that I was ever.
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Nay, soft, quoth the Miller, thou mayst be a spright:
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Better I'll know thee, e're hands I will take;
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With none but honest Men hands will I shake.
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Thus they went all along unto the Miller's house,
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where they were seething of puddings and souse;
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The Miller first entered in, then after him the King,
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never came he in so smoaky a house:
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Now (quoth he) let me see here what you are.
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Quoth our King, Look your fill, and do not spare.
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I like thy countenance, thou hast an honest face,
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with my Son Richard this night thou shalt lye.
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Quoth his Wife, By my troth it is a handsome Youth,
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yet it is best (Husband) for to deal warily:
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Art thou not a Run-away, prithee Youth tell?
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Shew me thy Passport, and all shall be well.
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Then our King presently, making low courtesie,
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with his hat in his hand thus he did say,
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I have no Passport, no never was Servitor,
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but a poor Courtier rode out of my way:
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And for your kindness here offered me,
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I will requite it in every degree,
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Then to the Miller his Wife whispered secretly,
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saying, It seems this Youth's of good Kin,
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Both by his apparel, and eke by his manners;
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to turn him out certainly 'tware a great sin.
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Yea, quoth he, you may see he hath some grace,
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When he doth speak to his Betters in place.
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Well, quoth the Miller's Wife, young Man welcome here,
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and though I say it, well lodg'd thou shalt be.
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Fresh straw I will have; laid on thy bed so brave,
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good brown hempen-sheets likewise, quoth she.
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Ay, quoth the good Man, and when that is done,
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You shall lye with no worse than our own Son.
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Nay first, quoth Richard, Goodfellow tell me true,
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hast thou no creepers within thy gay hose;
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Or art thou not troubled with the scabbado?
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I pray, quoth the King, what things are those?
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Art thou not losie, nor scabby? quoth he,
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If thou beest surely, thou ly'st not with me,
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This caus'd the King suddenly to laugh most heartily,
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till the tears trickled down from his eyes.
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Then to their supper they were set orderly,
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with a hot Bag-pudding, and good Apple-pies;
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Nappy ale, good and stale, in a brown bowl,
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Which did about the board merrily rowl.
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Here, quoth the Miller, Goodfellow, I'll drink to thee,
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and to all the Courtnals, where-ever they be.
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I'll pledge you, quoth our King, and thank you heartily
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for your good welcome in every degree:
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And here in like manner i'll drink to your Son.
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Do so, quoth Richard, but quick let it come
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Wife, quoth the Miller, fetch me forth lightfoot,
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that we of his sweetness a little may taste;
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A fair venison pasty, then brought she forth presently:
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Eat, quoth the Miller, but, Sir, make no waste.
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Here's dainty lightfoot, in faith, said our King,
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I never before did eat so dainty a thing.
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I wis (quoth Richard) no dainty at all it is
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for we do eat of it every day.
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In what place, said our King, may be bought like to this,
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We never pay penny for it by fay:
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From merry Sherwood we fetch it home here,
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Now and then we make bold with our King's deer.
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Then I think, said our King, that it is venison.
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Each Fool, quoth Richard, full well may see that:
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Never are we without two or three under the roof,
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very well fleshed and excellent fat:
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But, prithee, say nothing where-ever thou go,
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We would not for two pence the King should it know.
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Doubt not, then said the King, my promis'd secresie,
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the King shall never know more on't for me.
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A cup of lamb's wool they drank unto him then,
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and to their beds they pass'd presently:
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The nobles next morning went all up and down,
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For to seek out the Kingdom in every town:
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At last at the Miller's house soon they espy'd him plain,
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as he was a mounting upon his fair steed,
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To whom they came presently, falling upon their knee,
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which made the Miller's heart wofully bleed;
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Shaking and quaking before them he stood,
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Thinking he should have been hang'd by the rood:
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The King perceiving him fearful and trembling,
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drew forth his sword, and nothing he said,
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The Miller down did fall, crying out before them all,
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doubting the King would cut off his head:
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But his kind courtesie for to requite,
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Gave him a living, and made him a Knight.
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The Second Part of the King and Miller, shewing how he came to Court with
his Wife and Son, and what merry Conceits passed between the King and them.
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WHen as our Royal King came home from Nottingham
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and with his Nobles at Westminster lay,
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Recounting the sports and pastimes they had tane,
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in this late progress along by the way;
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Of them all great and small, he did protest,
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The Miller of Mansfield's sport liked him best:
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And now, my Lords, quoth the King, I am determined
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against St. George's next a sumptuous feast:
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That this old Miller, our last confirmed Knight,
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with his Son Richard shall both be my guests,
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For in this merriment 'tis my desire,
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To talk with the jolly Knight and the young 'Squire.
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When as the Lords saw the King's pleasantness,
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they were right joyful and glad in their hearts,
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A Pursevant there was sent straight on the business,
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the which has oftentimes been in those parts:
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When he came to the place where he did dwell,
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His Message orderly then he did did tell:
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God save your Worship, then said the Messenger,
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and grant your Lady her heart's desire;
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And to your Son Richard good fortune and happiness,
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that sweet young Gentleman, and gallant young 'Squire.
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Our King greats you all, and thus doth say,
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You must come to the Court on St. George's day;
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Therefore in any case, fail not to be in place.
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I wis, quoth the Miller this is an odd jest;
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What should we do there? he said, Faith I am half afraid;
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I doubt (quoth Richard) be hang'd at the least.
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Nay, quoth the Messenger, you do mistake,
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Our King he provides a great feast for your sake,
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Then said the Miller, Now by my troth Messenger
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thou hast contented my worship full well:
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Hold, here's three farthings to quit thy great gentleness,
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for those happy tydings which thou dost me tell:
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Let me see, here's to thee, tell to our King,
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We'll wait on his Mastership in every thing,
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The Pursevant smiled at their simplicity,
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and making many legs took their reward:
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And taking then his leave with great humility,
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to the King's Court again he repair'd:
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Shewing unto his Grace in each degree,
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The Knight's most liberal gift and bounty.
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When he was gone away, thus did the Miller say,
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Here comes expences and charges indeed,
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Now we must needs be brave, though we spend all we have;
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for of new garments we have great need:
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Of horses and serving men we must have store,
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With briddles and saddles and twenty things more.
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Tush, Sir John, quoth his Wife, never fret nor frown,
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you shall be at no more charges for me,
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For I will turn and trim up my old russet gown,
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with everything as fine as may be;
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And on our mill horses full swift we will ride,
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With pillows and pannels as we shall provide.
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In this most stately sort, rode they unto the Court,
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their jolly Son Richard foremost of all,
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Who set up by good hap, a cock's feather in his cap,
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and so they jetted down towards the King's hall:
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The merry old Miller with his hands on his side
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His Wife like Maid Marrian did mince at that tide.
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The King and his Nobles, that heard of his coming,
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meeting this gallant Knight with his brave train:
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Welcome Sir Knight, quoth he, with this your gay Lady;
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good Sir John Cockle, once welcome again;
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And so is the 'Squire of courage so free.
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Quoth Dick, A[bb]ots on you, do you know me?
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Quoth our King gently, How should I forget thee?
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thou wast my own Bedfellow well that I wot;
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But I think of a trick, tell me that, prithee Dick,
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how thou with farting did'st make the bed hot?
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Thou whorson happy Knave, then quoth the Knight,
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Speak cleanly to our King, or else go shite.
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The King and his Courtiers heartily laught at this,
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while the King took them both by the hand;
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With Ladies and their Maids, like to the Queen of Spades,
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the Miller's Wife did so orderly stand,
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A Milk-maid's courtesie at every word;
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And down the Folks were set at the side-board,
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Where the King royally, in Princely Majesty,
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sat at his dinner with joy and delight;
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When they had eaten well; to jesting then they fell,
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taking a bowl of wine, drank to the Knight:
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Here's to you both, he said, in wine, ale and beer,
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Thanking you all for your country cheer.
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Quoth Sir John Cockle, I'll pledge you a pottle,
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were it the best ale in Not[t]inghamshire.
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But then said our King, I do think of a thing,
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some of your lightfoot I would we had here.
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Ho, ho, quoth Richard, full well I may say it,
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'Tis knavery to eat, and then to betray it,
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Why art thou angry? quoth our King merrily,
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in faith I take it very unkind;
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I thought thou would pledge me in ale and wine here,
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You're like to stay, quoth Dick, till I have dinn'd;
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You feed us with twatling dishes so small
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Zounds, a black-pudding is better than all.
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Ay, marry, quoth our King, that were a dainty thing,
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if a Man could get one here for to eat.
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With that Dick arose, and pluckt one out of his hose,
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which with heat of his breech began for to sweat:
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The King made a proffer to snatch it way;
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'Tis meat for your master, good sir, you must stay.
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Thus in great merriment, was the time wholly spent,
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and then the Ladies prepared to dance:
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Old Sir John Cockle and Richard incontinent
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unto this practice the King did advance;
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Here with the Ladies such sport they did make,
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The Nobl[e]s with laughing did make their hearts ach.
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Many thanks for their pains, did the King give them,
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asking young Richard if he would be wed,
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Among these Ladies free, tell me which l[i]keth thee?
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Quoth he, Jugg Grumbel with the red head;
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She's my Love, she's my Life, she will I wed.
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She hath sworn I shall have her Maiden-head.
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Then Sir John Cockle, the King call'd unto him,
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and of merry Sherwood made him Overseer,
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And gave him out of hand three hundred Pound yearly
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and now take heed you steal no more of my Deer:
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And once a Quarter let's here have your view;
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And thus Sir John Cockle I bid you adieu.
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