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ROOME FOR
CUCKOLDS:
OR MY
LORD LAMBERTS
ENTRANCE
INTO
SODOME and GOMORRAH.
To the Tune, Is there no more Cuckolds but I.

YOu Cowd-hearted Citizens,
What is your Damn'd pretence
To keep yourselves within your Beds,
and not Fight for your Prince;
Whose Majesty should you behold.
your shames would breed your woe;
And then (like Fooles) you will cry out,
Cuckolds all-a-Row.

Ther's some of you have Bishops Lands,
do so much Clogg your Heels,
That now you cannot sturr, whereas
else, you would Run on Wheels:
But yet I hope a time will come,
when you shall be made know,
And told unto your Faces, that you are
Cuckolds all-a-Row.

But yet for one most Reverend Act,
you are to be Commended;
That through your Rams-head Zeal you have
your Brother RUMP befriended.
To set them in the Parliament House,
Their Wisdomes for to show;
But they and you are all alike
Cuckolds all-a-Row.

Yet I advise you, set this Rump,
in Salt, for fear of Stinking?
'Twill fall unto the DIVELS share,
because 'tis his by drinking:
In spight of all their ACTS, and LAWS,
Hee'l carry them down below
Then HELL, and CITY like to like,
Cuckolds all-a-Row.

I doubt, your LAMBERT is undone,
and now he may goe Preach;
For 'ts the English all-a-moade,
For every Rogue to Teach:
Hee'l Nose it bravely in a Tub,
to let the CITY know
That they'l be Damn'd unless they Dip,
Couckoldb all-a-Row.

But where's your mighty Fleetwood now,
His Honour's worn to the Stump;
Hee'l serve Ambassador to HELL,
to make way for the RUMP.
And thus KING-killers one by one
will to the Devil goe,
Upon the CITY Asses backs, like
Cuckolds all-a-Row.

And now now Cow-hearts, look to your Shops,
the RED-COATS will you Fright,
And Plunder you, because they know
your HORNS hang in your Light:
No matter, for YOU have been the cause
of all the Kingdomes Wo,
And do deserve still to be call'd
Cuckolds all-a-Row.

But if that you will Honest grow,
and doe a glorious thing;
Which is, to Rowse and take your ARMS
and Fight for CHARLS your KING:
Which ACT your Credits will regain,
and all the World shall know
That you no more shall, then be call'd
Cuckolds all-a-Row.


LONDON, Printed for L.M.

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