THE Leacherous ANABAPTIS OR, The Dipper Dipt. A New Protestant Ballad, To the Tune of Packingtons Pound.
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O Ye Roundheads and Whiggs, forever be silent,
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Cease to scandalize Tory, and honest Tantivy;
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I'le tell you strange News that happened nigh Lent,
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Which if you disprove, I swear I'le forgive ye:
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Of Protestant Francis,
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That tells us Romances,
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Of horrible Plots more strange then Miles Prances;
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For Frank twelve Geneva good Bibles did proffer,
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To lie with his Maid, but she slighted his offer.
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2.
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This Protestant News-monger, and Munster Imp,
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Endeavour'd to Switchel her upon the Sabbath,
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And made his Bibles his leacherous Pimp;
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But some think that they together near lay both:
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For the Maid was as Chast
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As Lucretia, at least,
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But had he been Tarquin, there had been the Jest;
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For Frank twelve Geneva good Bibles did proffer,
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To lie with his Maid, but she slighted his offer.
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3.
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Then he offer'd one Bible if he might but Grope her,
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But the resolute Quean still stoutly deny'd him;
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Quoth she, Master Frank you a Leacherous Fop are,
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And after that manner severely did chide him:
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You're the Brethrens Teacher,
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An Anabaptist Preacher:
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Reply'd he then to her, You a Papist and Bitch are;
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For Frank twelve Geneva good Bibles did proffer,
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To lie with his Maid, but she slighted his offer.
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4.
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He writes twice a week News Domestick & Forrain,
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As Seditious as Care, Ben. Harris, or Curtis;
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Great Lyes in abundance from France & from Lorrain
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But never says word of his Maid: what a Cur 'tis?
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He tells us strange Stories,
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Of Papists and Tories;
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But this I'le say for him, that his Maid no Whore is:
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For Frank twelve Geneva good Bibles did proffer,
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To lie with his Maid, but she slighted his offer.
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5.
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Then Frank be not angry cause she would not com-ply,
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For Saints in this world have misfortunes & crosses:
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Suppose that she had the best Thing you could try,
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You could have but tickled it with your Probosses;
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After that you wou'd curse,
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You were not starv'd at Nurse,
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Because you would then be twelve Bibles the worse:
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For Frank twelve Geneva good Bibles did proffer,
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To lie with his Maid, but she slighted his offer.
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6.
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From this Godly deed, St. Francis, you're call'd,
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Because you endeavour'd to save your Maids Soul,
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Though Satan your Pious intentions forestall'd,
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And the Scriptures could not prevail on the Fool:
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Though she wou'd not grant,
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Yet deny it we can't,
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But that you deserv'd to be called a Saint;
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For Frank twelve Geneva good Bibles did proffer,
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To lie with his Maid, but she slighted his offer.
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