Jovial Tom of all Trads, OR, The Various Cries of London-City. Ye Noble-Hearted Jolly Blades, this truth of me you have; Tho' TOM be of so many Trades, he scorns to play the Knave. To the Tune of, A Begging we will go. This may be Printed R.P.
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MY name is Tom of all Trades,
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I range the Land about,
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And have good store of trading,
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let who's will go without:
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And a trading I will go,
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i'le go, i'le go,
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And a trading I will go.
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I am a Chimny-Sweeper,
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as black as any Cole,
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I call up Maids a mornings,
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to sweep their smoaky hole:
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And a trading, etc.
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Sometimes I am a Tinker,
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and on my Pans I rap,
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Sometimes I am a Cooper,
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to stop the Water-gap,
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And a trading, etc.
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I am a Coster-Monger,
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and through the street I cry,
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My curious fruit without dispute,
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will make you Apple-pye:
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And a trading I will go,
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will go, will go,
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And a trading I will go.
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I am a brave Shoo-maker,
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and one of Crispins crew,
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And has within my Budget,
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the bones of old Sir Hugh:
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And a trading, etc.
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I sell both Tape and Fillet,
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with Codpiss, points, and pins,
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With ends of Gold and silver,
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maids sell your Coney-skins,
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And a trading, etc.
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Here's dainty Hamp-Shire Honey,
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for why the case is thus,
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I fain would take some money,
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to fill my empty purse:
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And a trading, etc.
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Sometimes I am a Taylor,
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a calling much in use,
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Well furnished with Cabbidge,
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besides a roasted Goose:
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And a trading, etc.
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Sometimes I am a Broom-man
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old shooes, or boots, or hats,
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But in the Winter Season,
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i'le furnish you with Sprats:
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And a trading, etc.
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Old Brass I am for buying,
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when profit I can find,
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Sometimes I come still crying,
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your knives and Sheers to grind,
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And a trading, etc.
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Sometimes I am a Mountebank,
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and make a revel rout,
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With plaisters for your Corns Sir,
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and Pills to cure the gout:
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And a trading, etc.
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Sometimes I am a Sharper,
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when other trading falls,
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And then again a Barber,
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see hear my washing-Balls,
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And a trading, etc.
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There's no one can be riper,
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then I for these affairs,
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Sometimes I am a Piper,
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I play before the Bears:
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And a trading, etc.
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But yet for all those callings,
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I am a Miller born,
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And out of e'ry Bushel,
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I pinch a peck of Corn,
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And a trading, etc.
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Farewel tis time in reason,
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to bid you all adieu,
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I'le find another season,
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to come and visit you:
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And a trading I will go,
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i'le go, i'le go,
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And a trading I will go.
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