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EBBA 33157

National Library of Scotland - Crawford
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Upon the POET LAUREATs being
Expelled the House of LORDS.

C------R (the Wonder of a BRAZEN Age)
Always a Hero, off or on the Stage;
The other Day, in Courtesy, affords
His lovely Phyz, to grace the House of LORDS;
Quite free from Pride, he humbly condescends
To treat the very smallest PEERS, as FRIENDS:
With Sneer or Grin approves each grave Debate,
And smiles when Brother Dukes support the State:
On the learn'd Bishops Bench, looks kind ------ enough,
And offers good Lord KING a Pinch of Snuff.
Whilst thus he rains his Favours on the Crowd,
An old rough Earl his swift Destruction vow'd;
Regardless of th' Imperial Crown he wore,
Regardless of the Bays and Brains he bore,
A Voice as hoarse as SUTHERLAND's gave Law,
And made the King, the Fop, the Bard, withdraw.

O C------R, in Revenge, your WRATH forbear,
This once your stupid, stingless SATIRE spare,
And with dull PANEGYRICK daub each Peer;
Like rhyming Bellman's Ghost haunt their Abodes,
And frighten them with Birth or New Years Odes.
If banish'd thence, you still may shine at ------,
There P---RS and SCOUNDRELS equally resort;
Unmatch'd in all, SUPERIORS never fear;
But since you're Peerless, scorn the Name of Peer.


London; Printed for J. Jenkins, near Ludgate.
Price (on Stamp'd Paper) 2 d.

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