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AN
ELEGY
On the DEATH of Mr. WILLIAM SHERWOOD, Victualler at the Sign
of the Lion and Ball in Red Lion-street, who after having lain for some time
in State, was Buried at St. Andrews, Holbourn, on Tuesday the 22d. instant,
his Corps being Attended by 300 Persons, besides several Files of Granadeers,
of which he was Lieutenant.

AT last our Hopes are fled, and hes departed,
And leaves us Fudling Sinners broken hearted,
To think how Death could take delight in Bauking
The bold Designs of Honourable Chalking;
Who now shall set young Lawyers Clerks a roaring,
And countenance the Noble Art of Scoring?
Who shall instruct the Soldiers in procedure,
And dare to give Cross words to Grim File-Leader,
Who Cloathd in Buff, disdains Reproof, and scorns
To use his Gun, since he can use his Horns?
Ah Sherwood, to thy great Examples owing
That Sots are skilld in Drink, and Warriors knowing,
That Bars are renderd White by Midnight debtors
And many a Name is Bookd in Ample Letters;
And should thy vertues want to be recorded,
Thy Transcendent Worth be unrewarded,
How would this Thankless Age be calld Ungrateful,
And hearty Soakers go without their Pate-full?
High were thy Thoughts, and Soaring thy Designs
Above thy Station, and above our Lines.
Thy Mind as frothy as thy Working Ale
But Sour thy Temper like thy Beer when Stale.
Yet thou hadst Vertues, and couldst rarely Nick it,
When thou vouchsafst thyself to turn the Spicket;
And being gracious pleasd to let the Tap run,
Quitting thy glorious Sash for foul Blew Apron:
Witness the many Pots of Purle, Ive seen
Drawn by thy Hands, most nicely dashd, and clean;
And potent Mugs of powerful Ale and Beer,
Frothing at Top, as if thy Mind was there.
But I do wrong to this departed Ghost
In treating him, as if a Common Host.
His Frowns Command, and charge me to forbear,
And lose the Vic[?]ler in the Man of War.
Methinks I see him on a Muster-day,
Dressd like a Hero, Fanciful and Gay;
The Face well Scourd with Soap, and by his side,
There stands the price of Majesty his Bride,
Who puts his Ruffles into Pleits, and dresses
Her Charming Spouse with thousand soft Caresses,
As his proud Soul contemplates his Condition,
And thanks Short-Pots for getting his Commission;
Whilst he gives Drink for Name of Noble Captain.
Perceiving not the snares which he is trapt in.
Awful he looks, and dreadful to the Sight,
And meditates the pleasures of the Fight;
Which stead of Dangers, and of hateful Bullets
Presents him with Roast-Beef, and Legs of Pullets.
But why alas! Am I thus long deceivd?
And fancie life in one of Life bereavd?
Yonder He lies, and breathless is his Carcass
Damnt, I could almost Swear, tis such a hard Case.
Behold the Champion, who when living durst
Fight to appease his Hunger and his Thirst,
In Bloodless Battles, and in harmless Broils,
Employd his Labours, and pursud his Soils,
Now Moulder into Ashes, and decline

Speechless, as is the Lyon on his Sign.
O Death! What mischief did ere Sherwood do thee?
Though He Killd none, his Liquors sent em to thee;
His Punch, his Brandy, and his Heathnish Spirits
Might have attond for his default of Merits,
Since Carbuncled Offenders come by Scores
And own the Conquest of his damnd All-fours;
As they with glancing Pimples on their Faces
Illuminate thy dark and loathsome places.
But I in vain my sighs and tears have spent,
And fruitless vows for Sherwood upwards sent,
Sighs are in vain, unless their cause was juster,
Hell nere return again to go to Muster:
And fearless of Abuses or of Slander
Will shew himself a terrible Commander.
Yet Heavens be praisd, that though the Tapsters gone
The taps are still in use, and Spickets run,
That the blest Cellar which Hhas left, produces
[?]some Liquors, and Caelestial Juices,
[?] chose who such a Loss survive,
Happy in Life, if those but keep alive.

EPITAPH.

BEneath this silent Stone there lies
An insolent House-holder,
Who living followed two Employs,
A Victualler and a Soldier,

The first Employment swelld his purse,
The last puft up his Mind,
Which of the twos the greatest Curse
Een let the Readers find.

His Wealth, that purchasd him his Pride,
His Pride got a Commission
But what that got we cant decide,
Who know not his Condition.

Hes dead and thats enough tacquaint
A Man of any sense,
That if Hes looking for a Saint
He must go farther hence.

Short Pots you know and under sizd
May chance to get Estates
But never make us Canonizd
Or open Heavens Gates.

A Tawdry Sash may also shew
The Post a Man inherits,
But Reader neither I nor you
Can swear that Man has Merits.

What ere he was, tis all the same
To me who am a Writing;
You give him but a Sinners Name,
Ill swear his Sin want Fighting.


FINIS.
LONDON: Printed for A.B. near Chancery-Lane. 1699.

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