The loving Chamber-Maid.
Or, Vindication of a departed Maidenhead.
Being the Art to lye with a Man and yet be a Virgin. To a New Tune
Maidens----but Ah what is a maid I pray
An infant Female that scarce views the day,
For ere the things we Virgins call aspire
To 13 years, they feel a strange desire:
Longing for what themselves can scarcely tell,
Which strange desire of make their bellies swell
And then what tis theyknowtoo fatal well.
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SHut the door after me,
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pull off the Boule,
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Ile blow in the Candle
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the best of you all,
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And all the World
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shall ner me perswade,
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But that Im a maid,
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Ay a very good maid.
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I ner lay with any
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unless it were one,
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And yet I dare venture
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or look at the Sun,
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And all the world etc.
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I had but one small one,
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what am I the worse
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I ner gave it Suck
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but I put it to Nurse,
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And all the world etc.
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Perhaps twas my Master
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that got it, what then?
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My Mistriss ner knew ont
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nor none of our men,
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And all the world
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shall ner me perswade,
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But that Im a maid
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Ay a very good maid.
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For I can pass currant
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and sell it again,
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To some Fopp oth City
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who ner yet was in,
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And all the world
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Although my Maidenhead
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sporting took flight,
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With heaving and thrusting
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I bid it good night,
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Yea all the world
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And if I be clapd too
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then what of all that,
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Some Country Clown
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will be baiting his Cat.
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And all the world
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Tis a known Maxime
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from Ages long trackd,
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A Chamber-Maids simple
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unless she be crackd.
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Then all the world
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For she is not fitting
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good counsel to keep,
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When Light-heels her Mistress
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with Gallants does sleep,
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Then all the world
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Tho I shoud my Mothers
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black Legacy pawn,
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To some doating Broker
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for rigging of Lawn.
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Yet all the world
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For tho the old doatard
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should flutter a while
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He could not the fashion
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of Margery spoyl.
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Then all the world
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Nay tho I shoud deal
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with a blade of the Town
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A Squire to Venus
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should tumble me down.
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And tho he long struggld
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yet none should perswade
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But that Im etc.
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For shes a mean Strumpet
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that knows not the tricks,
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To try with one Maiden-heads
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dozens of ------
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Then all the World
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shall ner me perswade,
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But that etc.
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The famous Matronas
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of Whetstone will tell
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That they can a Maiden-head
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sixty times sell,
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Then all the world
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When Cook-maids by Prentices
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oft are beguild
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And packd in the Countrey
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when pregnant with child.
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And after delivery
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none them perswades
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But that they are maidens,
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pass currant for maids.
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Once having a smatch
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to trading they fall,
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Set up with a Maiden-head
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common to all.
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And keep open Warehouse,
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then none shall perswade, etc.
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Thers none above fifteen
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but if theyr put tot,
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Although they deny you
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will willingly dot.
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Therefore no Gallant
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shall ere me perswade,
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but that as maids go
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Im a very good maid.
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