T:HOGAN MOGAN,
OR,
The Wise Men of Europe:
Being an Excellent new Song, giving an Account of the Proceedings of the Royal Assembly at the Hague in Holland: Shewing what Presents were sent by King William, the Duke of Bavaria, and the States of Holland, to the Pope, the Turk, the King of France, James and Mary the abdicate King and Queen; and to his Irish Excellence the Earl of Tyrconnel.
To the Tune of, The Pudding.
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I.
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THE Royal Assembly that sate at the Hague,
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For whiping the Britches of Lewis & Teague,
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Was such as no Dutch-Man hath seen heretofore,
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Nor ever hath been, since old Babylon's Whore,
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In all Europe.
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II.
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The brave King of Britain he sate on a Throne,
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Of Gold, set with Dimonds; and other such Stone:
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Whilst the great Hogan Mogan a Crown did present,
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Which gave to his Majesty more than Content,
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In the Meeting.
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III.
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To Lewis l Grand, the King Bastard of France,
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They prick'd out a Tune, the next Summer to dance;
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And sent him Confusion, well cram'd in a Box,
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With the Faith of an Infidel spic'd with the POX,
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In a Placket.
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IV.
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The next pretty Phancy the Dutchman did bring,
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Was a Present to send to the abdicat King,
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The Oath of Allegiance, to keep to his Heir,
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With a Coat that was made of the Crocadale's Hair,
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Now in Fashion.
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V.
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Another fine Present, as ever was seen,
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They sent to old Mally, that once was our Queen,
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A Locket of Sorrow that Petres had made,
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With the Phoenix Tail-feathers, to Top-knot her Head,
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At Confession.
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VI.
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King William of England, he sent to the Pope,
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A Bag full of Cut-throats, well ty d with a Roap;
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But Melfort, that abdicate Scotchman of State,
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He met with the Bearer, and swore it was late
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for a Halter.
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VII.
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They sent to the late abdicated King James,
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A Plot that was found in the mouth of the Thames,
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And by the Lord E---y they sent him a Knell,
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With a little young Jacobite crush'd in the Shell,
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When a hatching.
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VIII.
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The Duke of Bavaria wrote to the Turk,
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To hang his Grand Visier up with a jerk,
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And bade him remember what Frederick had done,
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When first he besieged Jerusalem Town,
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Both and took it.
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IX.
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He sent him the Money that Lewis le Grand,
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Had promis'd to pay him, and given't under hand,
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To weaken the Beast and the Dragon of Rome,
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That he might be Monarch of all Christendom,
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O brave Bastard.
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X.
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King William he sent to this Turk-Runagado,
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A Ship that was sunk in the Spanish Armado;
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And bade him remember King Philip of Spain;
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For Grizel will never be trusted again,
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On the Ocean.
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XI.
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He sent to Tyrconnel and Ass and an Hog,
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As said the old Prophecy found in a Bog,
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Wrapt up into Leather, the Write to defend,
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But his ruling of Ireland is come to an End,
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With his Honour.
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XII.
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When all these fine Presents were shiped away,
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The Bishop of Cologne the Grace he did say;
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They went to their Supper, and laid by their Books,
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On Capons and Codlens, and Buckety-cooks,
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Well becompt ye.
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