THE
FEMALE DOCTRESS
OR,
Mother Midnights Cure
FOR
Barrenness in Women,
BEING
A True Relation of a Woman that pretended to Cure Womeo
of Barrenness; Especially in the Mint in Southwark.
Licensed according to Order.
Tune, In Cold Nights when Winter's Frozen.
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ALL you Ladies that are Barren,
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If Old-age ben't crept too far on;
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In a Month or two it may be,
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You may if willing conceive with Baby:
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Take but the Measures which I shall here give you,
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I have Rare Medicines will nee'r deceive you,
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For I have studdy'd Copulation.
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Above this Sixty Years in this Nation.
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Young brisk Wives who ne'er have Lain-in,
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Who of Wedlock are Complaining,
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And at Christ'nings tell your Neighbour,
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How sparing your Spouse is of his Labour:
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Let it proceed from what Causes soever,
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Suffer me but to use my Endeavor;
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Take a Dose of my Elixir,
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And I am certain, 'twill do the Trick Sir.
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You in your Neighbours Houses,
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Swear the Fault to be your Spouses,
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If too weak well make him stronger,
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If he's too short we'll make him longer:
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Let him o[?] serve the Directions I'll give him,
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Of all Impediments I'll relieve him,
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To a Shilling I'll hold Twenty,
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Next merry Bout he does content ye.
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If your Husband's Old and Crazy,
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Or if Young, and grown too lazy,
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I'll renew their Strength or Beauty,
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And make them able to do their Duty[;]
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Of their forbearance I quickly would ease you,
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They ev'ry Night should take pains to please you:
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My Receipt should I but show it,
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You would be satisfied I could do it.
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Ladies who in Youth are Wedded,
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And in Innocence are Bedded;
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I'll soon teach you if Occasion,
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To do the Business with Discretion,
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You at the End of Three Quarters Teem-all,
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With what will please you best, Male or Female,
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Take but my Elixir fairly,
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You shall do Trick a Track most rarely.
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Barren Wives let me beseech you;
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If you want or covet Issue,
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Make to me your Application,
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I'll assist you in Procreation,
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Im to be Head of, at Sign of the Stallion,
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Closely embracing his dear Mag-Mallion,
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Lest that these Directions fail you,
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In the Mint they'd better tell you.
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