THE DEVILS OAK: Or, H[i]s ram[b]le in a Tempestuous Night, where he happened to Discourse with men of several Callings, of his own Colour and Complexion. To a very pleasant new Tune.
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ANd the Devil he was Weather-beat,
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and forc'd to take a Tree;
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Because that the Tempest it was so great,
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his way he could not see:
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But under an Oak, instead of a Cloak,
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he stood to keep himself dry,
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And as he stood, a Fryer in his Hood,
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by chance came passing by.
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And the Devil he made the Fryer afraid,
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with that he crost his Breast;
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Then up the Devil started, the Fryer was faint-heart-ed,
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you may wink and choose the best:
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For I am the Fryer and thou art the Lyar,
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therefore thou art my father:
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I am a Doctor of evil, and thou art the Devil,
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the worser I hold thee rather.
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A Collier and his Cart came by,
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which Coals he did use to carry,
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And as soon as the Devil he did him espy,
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he caus'd him a while to tarry,
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For why I do think, that with thee I must drink,
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and he call'd for a Glass of Claret,
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Now I find by thy smell, that thou camest from hell
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and I fear thou hast stole my Chariot.
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Then the next that came by was a Chimny-sweeper
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with Poles his Brooms and Shackles,
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What mean'st, thou Man, the Devil, he said,
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that thou usest all those Tackles?
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I prethee, gentle Blade, tell me thy Trade,
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thy face it is so besmeared,
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Hadst thou been so black and no tools at thy back,
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thou'dst have made me sore afraid.
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S[IR], [?] Chimney-sweeper, I do profess,
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although my Trade's but mean,
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It is for to sweep all dirty holes,
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and to keep foul Chimneys clean:
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Then go thou to hell, where the Devil he doth dwell,
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and he will give thee a piece,
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God-a-mercy, old Dog, when I sheer my Hog,
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then thou shalt have the fleece.
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The next that came by was a Tawny-Moor,
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and the Devil did him see.
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And he lleered on his tawny skin
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crying friend art thou any Kin to me?
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For sure your skin, doth resemble our Kin,
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therefore let us walk together,
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And tell me how you do allow
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of this tempestuous weather,.
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Then the next that came by was a Gun Powder-man,
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which Coals and Brimstone sifted,
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That in three quarters of a Year,
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himself had hardly shifted:
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Then up the Devil rose, and snuffed his Nose,
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he could indure it no longer,
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Cry'd away with this fume, 'tis not fit for the room
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it will neither quench thirst, no, nor hunger.
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I prethee, gentle Blade, tell me thy Trade,
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as thou hast so strong a smell?
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It is for to make Gun-powder, he said,
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for to blow the Devil out of Hell:
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And if I had him here, his joynts would I tear,
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he should neither scratch, no, nor bite:
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I would plague the Devil, for all his evil,
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and make him leave walking by night.
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Then a Tinker worse than all the rest,
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although that he was not so black:
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By chance as he came passing by,
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with his Budget on his back:
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He cry'd, yonder is the Devils Tree,
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let us see who dar'st go thither,
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For it will sustain, from the Wind and the Rain,
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or any tempestuous weather.
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That shall be try'd, the Devil then he cry'd,
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then up the Devil he did start:
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Then the Tinker threw his Staff about,
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and he made the Devil for to smart:
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There against a Gate, he did brake his Pate,
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and both his Horns he broke:
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And ever since that time, I will make up my Rhime
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it was called The Devils Oak.
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