MONEY, MONEY, my Hearts; See here what Money do's! O Mighty Money! He that has Money has but Evil's Root; But he that has none has the Branches to boot. To the Tune of High Boys up go we. Or, Jenny Gin. Licensed according to Order.
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GOod Folks look to your Purses,
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whilst I of Money sing,
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For 'tis the Curse of Curses,
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the want of it do's bring:
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But though you love your Money so,
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yet sometimes for a Song,
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You'll let some of your Money go,
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or else I'm in the wrong.
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Money makes the Mare to go,
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it makes the Old Wife Trot;
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Money is a Friend, a Foe,
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and what do's Money not?
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Money's an Almighty thing,
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it makes the Rich to swagger,
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And makes the only differing
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betwixt a Prince and Beggar.
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Money makes the Prodigal
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unto the Usurer run,
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For he has got the Devil and all,
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and that's enough for one.
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'Tis Money do's the Lover spur
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when he would a Mistress catch;
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'Tis not so much for love of her,
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'tis Money makes the Match.
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Money makes the Lass to do
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what she ne'er did before;
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The Gallant with kind words do's wooe,
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but 'tis Money makes the Whore.
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'Tis Money makes a Fop a Knight,
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and makes the Lady fine,
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Be she ugly, black as Night,
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Money will make her shine,
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Money is the Papist's Tool,
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the Protestant's likewise;
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'Twill make a Wise man of a Fool,
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'tis his own Paradice.
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Oh! Money is a precious thing,
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from it all Comfort springs;
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'Twill out of Purgatory bring
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and pardon all your Sins.
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Money of it self do's vaunt,
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as Milk to Butter Churns;
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For it a very Protestant
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unto a Papist turns.
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Money it do's Wonders work,
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to it the Powers belong,
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To make a Christian turn a Turk,
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and make the Right the Wrong.
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Money has made Towns to yield,
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which Arms could never do;
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Money is Master of the Field,
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a King and General too:
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More powerfull than he of France,
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that mighty Western Turk;
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When his Arms cannot advance,
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then Money do's the Work.
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Money makes your Tradesmen cheat,
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the Soldiers kill and slay;
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The Empiricks with their Patients meet
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and Murther more than they.
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The Lawyer snaps at ev'ry Hook,
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halted with Money o'er.
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The Popish Priest's a spiritual Rook,
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still gaping after more.
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Money's a Justice of the Peace,
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and a Peace-breaker too,
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If you'll have Justice you must grease,
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or sometimes 'twill not do.
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'Tis a Peace-breaker eke I say,
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Love lasts whilst there is store;
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But when all's gone, begins a Fray,
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and then 'tis Rogue and Whore.
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Money it is ('tis often spoke)
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a wond'rous Charm, no doubt;
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I have a penny in my poke,
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to keep the Devil out;
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If then, he dares not to appear,
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where any Coin do's dwell,
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And where there's none the Devil's there,
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an empty Pocket's Hell.
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