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Magdalene College - Pepys
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MONEY,
MONEY, my Hearts;
See here what Money do's! O Mighty Money!
He that has Money has but Evil's Root;
But he that has none has the Branches to boot.
To the Tune of High Boys up go we. Or, Jenny Gin.
Licensed according to Order.

GOod Folks look to your Purses,
whilst I of Money sing,
For 'tis the Curse of Curses,
the want of it do's bring:
But though you love your Money so,
yet sometimes for a Song,
You'll let some of your Money go,
or else I'm in the wrong.

Money makes the Mare to go,
it makes the Old Wife Trot;
Money is a Friend, a Foe,
and what do's Money not?
Money's an Almighty thing,
it makes the Rich to swagger,
And makes the only differing
betwixt a Prince and Beggar.

Money makes the Prodigal
unto the Usurer run,
For he has got the Devil and all,
and that's enough for one.
'Tis Money do's the Lover spur
when he would a Mistress catch;
'Tis not so much for love of her,
'tis Money makes the Match.

Money makes the Lass to do
what she ne'er did before;
The Gallant with kind words do's wooe,
but 'tis Money makes the Whore.
'Tis Money makes a Fop a Knight,
and makes the Lady fine,
Be she ugly, black as Night,
Money will make her shine,

Money is the Papist's Tool,
the Protestant's likewise;
'Twill make a Wise man of a Fool,
'tis his own Paradice.
Oh! Money is a precious thing,
from it all Comfort springs;
'Twill out of Purgatory bring
and pardon all your Sins.

Money of it self do's vaunt,
as Milk to Butter Churns;
For it a very Protestant
unto a Papist turns.
Money it do's Wonders work,
to it the Powers belong,
To make a Christian turn a Turk,
and make the Right the Wrong.

Money has made Towns to yield,
which Arms could never do;
Money is Master of the Field,
a King and General too:
More powerfull than he of France,
that mighty Western Turk;
When his Arms cannot advance,
then Money do's the Work.

Money makes your Tradesmen cheat,
the Soldiers kill and slay;
The Empiricks with their Patients meet
and Murther more than they.
The Lawyer snaps at ev'ry Hook,
halted with Money o'er.
The Popish Priest's a spiritual Rook,
still gaping after more.

Money's a Justice of the Peace,
and a Peace-breaker too,
If you'll have Justice you must grease,
or sometimes 'twill not do.
'Tis a Peace-breaker eke I say,
Love lasts whilst there is store;
But when all's gone, begins a Fray,
and then 'tis Rogue and Whore.

Money it is ('tis often spoke)
a wond'rous Charm, no doubt;
I have a penny in my poke,
to keep the Devil out;
If then, he dares not to appear,
where any Coin do's dwell,
And where there's none the Devil's there,
an empty Pocket's Hell.


Printed for P. Brooksby. J. Deacon. J. Blare. J. Back.

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