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Magdalene College - Pepys
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Couragious BETTY Of
CHICK-LANE:
Giving an Account of a fearful Battle between her and two thumping Taylors, whom
she [?]d and lugg'd by the Ears till they were forc'd to Run to save their Lives: And Betty threatning to have
them Prest, they were forced to come to her, begging her Pardon upon their Knees.
To the Tune of, Lilli-burlero. Licensed according to Order.

BOys let us sing the Glory and Fame,
of a young Lass Couragious and stout,
Mistriss Betty this was her name,
she with true Courage valiantly fought,
With two thumping Lusty Taylors;
taking away their Bodkin and Shiers,
But Betty was nimble and made them to tremble,
so sweetly she lugg'd the Rogues by the Ears.

One of these Taylors did her provoke,
as she was passing thorough the street,
Betty to him immediately spoke,
faith with your Match you'l happen to meet:
With these words she laid about her,
and like a Lyon straightway appears,
The Taylors did tremble, but Betty was nimble,
and sweetly she lugg'd the Rogues by the Ears.

There was the Master Taylor, and Man,
both to encounter Betty the Maid,
But she so thick and fast did lay on,
that they we'r ne'r so gallantly pay'd:
By the hair she likewise hawl'd them,
tll they were almost drowned in tears,
She bang'd 'em and bruis'd 'em, and bitterly us'd 'em,
poor Taylors was ne'r so lugg'd by the Ears.

They would a fain got out of her Fist,
but she did still supply them with blows,
Till the poor Rogues their Breeches Be-pist,
I and the Blood ran down from their Nose:
Still their Heads she thumpt together
saying you Rogues I'll pay your arrears,
They cry'd Mistris Betty, have some kind of pitty,
but still she did hugg the Rogues by the Ears.

Master and Man did bitterly Roar,
I and for Mercy often did Cry,
But she did Thump and Thrash them the more,
sure said the Taylors now we shall dye:
No ye Rascals I'll not kill you,
but am resolv'd to pay your Arrears,
With that she did bruise them, and bitterly use them
poor Taylors was ne'r so lugg'd by the Ears.

Then they got loose and both run away;
Betty in wrath did vow and protest,
That she would send to them the next day,
for the Kings Service they should be Prest:
Then they were again affrighted,
this did create whole Troops of new fears,
We'l send now for pitty to good Mistriss Betty,
for Sea-Fights are worse then lugg'd by the Ears.

These very Lines the Taylor did send,
saying, sweet Betty Pardon us now,
Though it is true, we once did offend,
yet at your feet we'll willingly Bow,
Now this day to beg your Pardon,
that you may put us out of all fears,
We'll never abuse you, but likewise excuse you,
although you did lugg us both by the Ears.

Now when the Lass had Pardon'd them both,
how the poor Rogues did Caper amain,
Likewise they ty'd themselves by an Oath,
that they would ne'r offend her again:
Likewise gave her a Colation,
seeing she thus had banish'd their fears,
They were not unwilling to spend twenty Shilling,
although she had lugg'd them both by the Ears.

After the Feast he said to his Man,
this has been charges you understand,
Therefore take all the care that you can,
Easter and Whitson-Tide are at hand:
For to Cabbidge, Silks, and Sattins,
do not forget to whett up your Shiers:
Dear Master ne'r fear it, we'll presently share it.
and for time to come, take care of our Ears.

FINIS.

Printed for P. Brooksby, J. Deacon, J. Blare and J. Back.

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