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Magdalene College - Pepys
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The Young-Mans Answer to the
Merry Maid of Shoreditch her Resolution.
She saith the single Life it is the best,
It is so with a Man, it is confest:
If he marry a Woman of the worser sort,
No one will give her a good report.
So Young-men pray you now be wise,
You see what some Maids can devise;
They are as loose as Water in the River,
They wou'd undo a thousand Men together.
The Tune is, Hold Buckle and Thong together.

DO you see how basely this young Maid,
against young-men that she does clatter:
For her scornful words that she hath said,
I do intend now for to fit her:
Young Maids they will both swear and lye,
and ugly words sometimes they'l scatter,
But young-men you must be very wise,
and let them fret, it is no matter.

Young-men you must not be too kind,
for if you be they will undo you;
And never let them know your mind,
for then they'l seek to overthrow you:
Till you have prov'd them to the full,
that you may know their love the better,
And never let them have their will,
if they fret a while it is no matter.

They say they can live single well,
it is but till they can be fitted:
But they can dissemble, I can tell,
and they'l hav't as soon as they can get it:
You may consider young-men first,
they'r as false as Dice and Cards toth' matter,
They'r quickly won, and sooner lost,
believe not every Maidens clatter.

There was a Maid the other day,
its but a while since she came to London,
That married a Felt-maker they say,
and she prov'd with-child then with a young one.
So often young-men are beguil'd,
when they run on, and believe their clatter.
They have ways enough to beguile a man,
if they fret a while it is no matter.

The second part, to the same Tune.

ANd yet they'l say how bravely they
live single, if they never marry:
When young-men see it every day,
that one or other does miscarry:
I wonder Maids will be such fools,
to make it good when a bad matter;
But Young-men never be o're-rul'd,
but let them fret, it is no matter.

If you give them any little affront,
that they do think is disloyal:
Then night and day they then will hunt,
to put another to the Tryal:
They are as false as rotten Wood,
I scorn a jot for to belye them:
Such as those will never do a man good,
that Man's undone that's ty'd to try them.

But yet there's many an honest Maid,
that is both true and loyal-hearted:
It's pitty they should be badly wed,
that good husbands and they should be parted.
But dissembling Damosels have a care,
they'r like a Bog that's ever sinking:
They'l bring a Young-man in a snare,
they'l make them blind instead of winking.

There is a great difference in Maids,
the better sort I do commend them,
But for dissembling Girls that are misled,
no man is worthy to befriend them:
But young-men you must now be wise,
to pick and chuse to gain the better;
And do not believe every Maids lyes,
but let them fret, it is no matter.

Now young-men all I wish you well,
be careful pray you in your chusing;
Let the worser sort stay a while and mend,
and in good honest Maids make no refusing:
For an honest Girl is worth her weight in Pearl,
when an ill-bred Girl will lye and flatter:
By their carriage you may partly tell
their condition, they'l make known the matter.

FINIS.

Printed for J. Deacon, at the Sign of the Angel,
in Guilt-Spur-Street.

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