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Magdalene College - Pepys
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A Hee-Divell: or,
If this Womans Husband use her well,
Ile say some kindnesse may be found in Hell.
To the tune of, The Shee-divell.

WHen I a Maiden was,
I long'd to be married,
But now (alas) such is my case,
I wish I had longer tarried,
Matching over hastily
hath wrought me mickle evill.
She that weds such a knave as I,
were as good to marry the Devill.

I thought each day as long as a yeere,
untill that I was mated,
My Mayden-head I could not beare,
so sore that life I hated:
I long'd to have a man,
with pleasure to content me,
But now that I have gotten one,
it sorely doth repent me.

For he is such a dogged wretch,
and doth so basely use me,
Many a sorrowfull sigh I fetch,
when he doth beat and bruise me.
I marryed him for love
that was not worth a farthing,
And yet he doth ingratefull prove,
judge, is not this a hard thing?

Two hundred pounds in ready coyne,
my father did bequeath me,
Which I (as freely as t'was mine)
did give to him that hath me.
Against my friends consent,
I chose him for my pleasure,
But now my hasty match repent,
I doe (as they say) by leasure.

The second part To the same tune.

HE doth consume & waste my means
in lewd dishonest fashion,
Among a crew of Knaves and Queanes
which turnes to my vexation:
And if I speake to him
in kindnesse, to reclaime him,
Heele with his girdle lace my skin,
though all the neighbours blame him

Every day I labour sore
and earne my food with sweating,
Yet all the thankes I have therefore,
is nought unlesse 't be a beating.
What I have earn'd all day,
(alas) I speakt with sorrow,
The knave at night takes all away,
to spend upon the morrow.

And glad am I to please him so,
if I might but live quiet:
While he doth to the Ale-house goe,
I worke to get his dyet.
Though my labour earnes the meat,
I nor my little daughter,
Till he hath done, dare nothing eate,
but dine (like servants) after.

When he comes home drunke at night,
if supper be not drest,
Most divellishly heele raile and fight,
though humbly I request
Him to be patient,
but there is no such matter,
And if the meat doe not him content,
heele breake my head with the platter.

I like a servile bond-slave,
doe wipe his boots and shooes,
And yet the domineering knave,
so basely doth me use.
That if one spot on them he find,
about my head heele beat them,
And if with words I shew my mind,
I were as good to eat them.

Though such a portion I did bring,
as before is said,
Yet I doe every droyling thing,
heele let me keepe no Maide.
I wash and scowre,
yet (if you will beleeve me)
I seldome live a quiet houre.
judge whether this doth grieve me.

If any neighbour me invite,
to gossipping, or feasting,
I dare not goe (is not this a spight)
for feare of his molesting.
I forth to supper went one night,
but that may be my warning,
Heele not indure me out on's sight,
he is so afraid of horning.

How can it chuse but griefe me still,
to see some of my neighbours,
That money have to spend at will
out of their husbands labours,
And I that to my portion brought
two hundred pounds in money,
Dare never doe, as women ought,
nor barely spend a penny.

If any time he money lacke
and I cannot supply him,
Heel pawn my garments from my back,
and I dare not deny him,
Tother day he tooke my smocke,
and pawn'd it for a shilling,
I came, and found him at the Cocke,
just when the drinke was filling.

All you Maidens faire,
that have a mind to wed,
Take heed and be aware,
lest you like me be sped.
And you good wives,
that heare my wofull Ditty,
If you ere bought Ballad in your lives,
buy this, for very pitty.


M.P.
Printed for F. Grove, on Snow-hill. FINIS.

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