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Magdalene College - Pepys
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A Fooles Bolt is soone shot.
Good Friends beware, I'me like to hit yee,
What ere you be heer's that will fit yee;
Which way soever that you goe,
At you I ayme my Bolt and Bowe.
To the Tune of, Oh no no no not yet.

STand wide my Masters, and take heed,
for feare the Foole doth hit yee,
If that you thinke you shall be shot,
Id'e wish you hence to get yee;
My Bowe you see stands ready bent,
to give each one their lot,
Then have amongst you with my Bolts,
for now I make a shot.

He that doth take delight in Lawe,
and ever to be brangling,
Would he like to the Bells were hang'd,
that loves still to be jangling;
His Lawyers purse he fills with Coine,
himselfe hath nothing got,
And proves a begger at the last,
at him I make a shot.

Who all the weeke doth worke full hard,
and moyle both night and day,
Will in a trice spend all his coine,
and foole his meanes away,
In drinking and in rioting,
at pipe and at the pot,
Whose braines are like an adled egge,
at him I make a shot.

The Prodigall that is left rich,
that wastes his state away,
In wantones and surfeting,
in gaming and in play,
And spends his meanes on Whores and Queanes,
doth make himselfe a sot,
May in a Spittle chance to dye,
at him I make a shot.

He that is apt to come in bands
for every common friend,
May shake a begger by the hand,
and pay the debt it'h end,
By selling Goods and Lands away,
or in a Prison rot,
Where none will pitty his poore case,
at him I make a shot.

The Man that wedds for greedy wealth,
he goes a fishing faire,
But often times he gets a Frog,
or very little share;
And he that is both young and free,
and marries an old Trot,
When he might live at libertie,
at him I make a shot.

The Second Part. To the same Tune.

THe Miser that gets wealth great store,
and wretchedly doth live,
In's life is like to starve himselfe,
at's death he all doth give
Unto some Prodigall, or Foole,
that spends all he hath got,
With griping usury and paine,
at him I make a shot.

He that doth early rise each morne,
and worketh hard all day,
When he comes home can not come in,
his Wife is gone to play;
And lets her to drinke and spend all
the moneys which he got,
Shall weare my Coxcombe and my Bell,
and at him heers a shot.

An Old-man for to dote in age
upon a Wench thats young,
Who hath a nimble wit and eye,
with them a pleasing tongue,
Acteons plume I greatly feare
will fall unto his lot,
That stoutely in his crest he'le beare,
at him I make a shot.

A Widow that is richly left,
that will be Ladifide,
And to some Gull or Roaring-boy
she must be made a Bride,
His Cloathes at Broakers he hath hir'd
himselfe not worth a groat,
That basts her hide and spends her meanes
at her I make a shot.

A Mayden that is faire, and rich,
and young, yet is so proud,
That favour unto honest men
by no meanes can be low'd;
And thus she spends her chiefest prime,
refusing her good lot,
In youth doth scorne in age is scornd,
at her I make a shot.

But she that wanton is and fond,
that fast and loose will play,
When that her reconings are cast up,
must for it soundly pay,
And may the Father chance to seeke
of that which she hath got,
Besides her standing in a sheete,
at her I make a shot.

Who spends his time in youth away,
to be a Serving-man,
Dotd seldome grow for to be rich,
doe he the best he can;
And then when age doth come, God knows
this Man hath nothing got,
But is turnd out amongst the dogges,
at him I make a shot.

He that doth sell his Lands away,
an Office for to buy,
May keepe a quarter for a time,
but will a begger dye;
For he hath sold his Lambes good man,
and younger Sheepe hath got,
Although he thinke himselfe so wise,
at him I make a shot.

He that will goe unto the Sea,
and may live well on shore,
Although he venture life and goods,
may hap to come home poore,
Or by the Foe be made a Slave,
with all that he hath got,
Whose Limbes in peeces are all torne,
at him I make a shot.

Those that their Parents doe reject,
and makes of them a scorne,
Who wishes then with griefe and woe
they never had been borne;
For portion they may Twelve-pence have
beside a heavy lot,
For disobedience ordaind,
at them I make a shot.

The Parents which their Child brings up
to have their owne free will,
The wise and antient Salomon
doth say they them will spill:
And when correction comes too late,
they wish they'd nere been got:
But for their folly which is past,
at them I make a shot.

They that continue still in sinne,
and thinke they nere shall dye,
Defereing off repentance still,
and lives in jollitie,
Death quickly comes and ceases them,
and then it is their lot
In hells hot flame for to remaine,
at them I make a shot.

And so farewell my Masters all,
God send's a merry meeting;
Pray be not angry with the Foole
that thus to you sends greeting:
And if that any have escap'd,
and saies I did not hit them,
It is because my Bolts are spent,
but Ile have more to fit them.

FINIS. T.F.

Printed at London for I.G.

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